Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
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We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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