I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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