You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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