Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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