This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
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I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
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Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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