I think my vagina is haunted
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
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Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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