none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
now i know why i became what i already was.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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