I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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