Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
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I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
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I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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