I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
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I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
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