ADVERTISEMENT

• (714): View more from California

  i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day

  (619): View more from California

  ahah at least you got away with it

  (714): View more from California

  nope...my gran was the one who informed me

  Fav 10 1427 2883

  share tweet
  

• (856): View more from New Jersey

  i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear

  Fav 28 4200 761

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (240): View more from Maryland

  So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.

  Fav 30 5978 1259

  share tweet
  

• (903): View more from Texas

  I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.

  Fav 39 4678 1196

  share tweet
  
• 

  19 Characteristics That Make People Instantly Attractive

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.

  Fav 6 1933 680

  share tweet
  

• (913): View more from Kansas

  HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??

  Fav 3 1345 704

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (248): View more from Michigan

  His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....

  Fav 1 773 1475

  share tweet
  

• (913): View more from Kansas

  I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.

  Fav 7 1035 754

  share tweet
  

• (341): View more from California

  I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.

  (341): View more from California

  But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade

  Fav 13 1236 901

  share tweet
  
• 

  25 People Confess What They’re Shamefully Attracted To

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (778): View more from British Columbia

  And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird

  Fav 2 574 832

  share tweet
  

• (607): View more from New York

  guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear

  Fav 2 822 628

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (586): View more from Michigan

  I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.

  Fav 3 1020 871

  share tweet
  

• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car

  Fav 3 1305 439

  share tweet
  

• (619): View more from California

  Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo

  Fav 2 278 441

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (516): View more from New York

  He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.

  Fav 0 157 335

  share tweet
  

Randomize