That's intense
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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