even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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