Dual....:-)
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
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The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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