well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
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time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
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Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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