It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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