I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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