I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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