I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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