so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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