After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
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Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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