I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
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she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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