margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
look no pants
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
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Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
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He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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