i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
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His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
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I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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