well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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