Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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