STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i think i have herpe
just one?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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