Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
honey bunches of taint.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
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Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
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Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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