Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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