so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
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YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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