i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
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looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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