ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
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The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
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I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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