she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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