and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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