We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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