I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
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You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
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I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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