her vagine was all disorganized.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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