The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
we should paint friendship bongs
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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