my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
he shaved USA in his pubs
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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