I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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