this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Randomize
