She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
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new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
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Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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