i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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