you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
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He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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It's no shave November. This is our time.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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