So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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