Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
