so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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