Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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