I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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