So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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