I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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