Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
my sisters under your porch take her home
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
ttyl tear gas
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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