are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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