How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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