Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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