Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
