I'm drive I can fine osifer
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
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You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
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She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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